Dear internet, this is how you gently and thoughtfully change people’s minds. No shaming, no yelling, just a nice nudge to, “Aha!”
I will aspire to use classy same tone next time I try to educate someone about something!
one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
My friend just said “Stop making insignificant noises” to someone else so I said “If the world had to stop making insignificant noises, you’d never get to speak.” and that’s the moment I realized I have developed the power of wit
a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop
everything changed when the firemelons attacked.
Only the Avatar, master of all four elemelons, can stop them.
we could hang Anne Hathaway up right now and she could be a disco ball in that dress
an incredibly attractive disco ball
make all the boy disco balls go
This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything
Man sex better be real and not some elaborate joke everyone is playing on exclusively me, like i dont want to be about to insert into a lady and Ashton Kutcher bursts out of the closet and everyone laughs at me as they all take of their pants and detach their genitals as I find out I’m the only one on the planet with sexual organs